“I now have a girl crush on Babe Walker! Laugh-out-loud, pee-in-your-Cosabellas funny.” —Tori Spelling, author of Uncharted TerriTori
“White Girl Problems makes me laugh a lot, and cry a little. It’s about time someone drew our attention to the devastating reality: White girl problems are all around us . . . absolutely hysterical.” —Susan Sarandon
“Obsessed with @whitegrlproblem. Too funny. And some too true.” —Emma Roberts
Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she’s never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But now her “problems” have landed her in shopping rehab—that’s what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys—and she’s decided to write her memoir, detailing White Girl Problems such as:
All I want for my birthday is for you to know what I want for my birthday without me having to tell you.
I hate my horse.
I’ll eat anything, as long as it’s gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic.
No matter what I do, I will never be as strong or thin as Gwyneth.
Hell is a bed with less than six pillows.
Like Cher from Clueless or Elle Woods from Legally Blonde, Babe Walker will annoy, inspire, and endear herself to readers in equal measures.
If you would like to learn more, please enter your e-mail below to receive news alerts, event info or other promotions.